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I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.
What's wrong with it?
Well, I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the creeps, and I've lost the sweeps.
The what-
The what-
And the what?
You know, the bleeps - bleep, bleep, blllllllllleep bleep, blllllllllleep bleep bleep, the sweeps - sweeeeeeeeeeep, and the creeps - dudududu,dudoo,dudududu.
That's not all he's lost.

So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5. (pulls up helmet) That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!

Room service, room service!

Remember, open it before you eat it.

Who'm I kiddin'?

That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

No, sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

What about you guys?
We ain't found sh--


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*due to America Online TOS aggrement, I must censor this sound file even though it is in good humor.